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The best scenes, what
Steven Berkoff should do next and what he should never
do.
Plays receiving votes for both
best play and worst play are In The Penal Colony, The
Trial , Lunch and Kvetch. Kvetch and The Trial have
appeared in both the top five and bottom five plays.
The new plays
Messiah and Sit and Shiver have already received a number
of votes for best play, and Ritual for worst play. The
Bow of Ulysses and The Secret Love Life of Ophelia have
received votes as best and worst.
Best
scene in a Berkoff play
-
the motorcycle ride in East
- the opening scene of Lunch with the man and
woman wanting to talk to each other
- anything from Dog
- Mrs Burnster in The Trial
- the finale of Tell Tale Heart
- the opening scene of Tell Tale Heart
where he explains that he is not mad (Berkoff
acting, who cares who wrote the actual words)
- demonstrating cloth selling in Kvetch
- Mum in the cinema in East
- the lodgers´ scene from Metamorphosis
- the eating scene in Decadence
- fox hunting from Decadence
- Hal's imagined dinner party in Kvetch
- East, Dinner scene, Monologue by the
father
- the first exchange with Huld in The Trial
- the first scene in East
- I am rehearsing Greek here in Curitiba,
Brazil. And have moments of total passion for all
the scenes of the play
- Mum's experience in the cinema in East
- the cafe scene in Greek
- Mum's Lament in East
- Judas running and betraying in Messiah
- Gregor crawling out of his room in
Metamorphosis
- Dad reminiscing about the old days in
East
- Sylv's longing speech- East
- the c*nt speech and mums experience in
the cinema. East is a work of art, I have never
laughed so much in my life. It is a timeless
classic, relevant to anyone
- When mother and Greta finally give up
Gregor, very touching, from Metamorphosis
- I would really like Steven Berkoff to
publish his play Berkoff's Women it has been an
inspiration throughout my final year of a drama
degree and would let me end my degree with a
fantastic piece from an established and wonderful
writer
- the horse and jockey scene from Decadence
- Was it Berkoff I saw in Salome in
Scotland many years ago, 1989 I think? I still
see him walking down stage, and hear his voice.
It was unforgettable
- star of Decadence
- when the mother died
- when Eddie confronts the sphinx in Greek
- fox hunting scene Decadence
- anything in Metamorphosis
- in Kvetch when Frank is fantasising about
Hal. And the c*nt shit speech in East!
- Donna's "I want to be raped"
monologue, pure genius (Kvetch)
- "Leave me in Peace" Gregor´s
scream in Metamorphosis
- the entire Shakespeare's Villains, which
I just saw here in New York and will see again
next week. I've only seen one other, Salome, in
London, and was very struck by that, too. Anyhow,
the best scene in Villains are not scenes but his
wry and witty comments all through. As I told him
after the performance, "You are the greatest
living actor." Nobody could do what he did
in that play
- Satan's monologue from Messiah
- mum's cinema experience - East
- Mike and Les - motorbike scene -East
- Helen fox hunting in Decadence
- the motorbike scene in East...blatantly!
- Cafe scene in Greek, fight between
Manager and Eddy, in a production at the mo,
where we are having the two men waltzing together
as they fight with words. Its really effective
- the opening lines of Massage. I'm a
student directing it in Perth, Australia and
those first few lines, and the reaction of
whoever's around never fails to bring a smile to
my face
- the hunting scene in Decadence
- the Chief Clerk in the beginning of
Metamorphosis
- Metamorphosis is GREAT! The best part is
where Gregor dies....very emotive
- "Like a dog", The Trial
- too many to choose from
- Sylv´s longing speech. I am doing this
for my a level performance very good but very
challenging
- I love the dance sequence between
Madeline and Usher in his adaptation of The Fall
of the House of Usher
- all of Harry's Christmas
- why slag Brighton?? I fink it's f**kin'
amazing
- it's gotta be the old cinema scene
(East)- always gets the best audience reaction -
eugh!
- I could go on about East, but I also rate
the cafe scene in Greek
-
all of Lunch, and Woman's last long monologue
- the c*nt mime
- the cafe fight in Greek
- so many.....I couldn't choose one
- Satan's monologue - Messiah
- Titorelli in The Trial
- Sylv's longing speech - East
- Judas' monologue in Messiah
- mum in the cinema - East
- where Gregor as an insect crawls round
his room (Metamorphosis)
- the Cafe scene in Greek
- Mary's monologue in The Messiah
- the devils scene in Messiah. Absolutely
an amazing performance, I feel the whole
performance was too long but I loved it
- the cafe fight in Greek
- Iago in Shakespeare's Villains
- the opening scene of East
- East motorbike
- all of East. And Berkoff's Women with Linda
Marlowe was fantastic, seen it twice and it just
got better
- Satan's monologue from Messiah
- Agamemnon-Clytemnestra's speech after Agamemnon's
death
- Satan's Monologue (Messiah)
- the man kissing his pitbull's entire alimentary
canal. Well, that's business, really, not a
scene, but it's genius (Dog)
- gay fantasy scene in Kvetch
- Miss Burstner/Titorelli The Trial. At first
glance I found The Trial (that I'm doing for my
A' level piece) strange and until I read deeper
into the book and began to understand Berkoff
better I didn't realise what genius the play is
based around!! All of Metamorphosis is great, but
as a young actor is very difficult to perfect the
image of a beetle when you have so little
resources or time
- Dad's final speech from Greek
- to show the abstract not the naturalist
- in Metamorphosis when Mr Samsa is doing the
whipping scene
- Satan in Messiah! No contest
- anything from Decadence
- fox hunting in Decadence. I love Berkoff.
Is there anyone who could come near to his
genius?
- the mime sequences in Ophelia
- Block in The Trial. I played Block and Titorelli
for A level and whilst Block can get the laughs,
he is treated so badly by the cast
that when I came off stage I felt really bad for
the poor little animal!! He left me exhausted in
every possible sense of the word. Titorelli
however drives and drives so I have no time to
feel tired!
- I think the one that sticks in my mind is when Mr
Samsa throws the apple at Gregor´s back which
eventually kills him. After being influenced by
Lecoq and Artoir, does Berkoff admire and take
ideas from modern day artists? And also, how easy
does Berkoff find, using all three art forms to
support each other?
- Gregor, father, mother, Greta and the Chief
Clerk scene (when they are hanging around the
door) in Metamorphosis. I think that this
man deserves recognition for the work that he has
done for the performing arts community!
- Satan in Messiah. Messiah was the best
play I have ever seen
- Metamorphosis at the beginning
- I just saw 'West' by Enfants Terrible at
The Space in London and, from that
production, I particularly liked the father
getting a blow job from the microphone. This
scene may not have appeared in the same way in
other productions - I don't know
- 'roll the dice' from Messiah PERFECT!!!
- Clytemnestra Speech to Agamemnon
- the sphinx scene in Greek
- Titorelli in The Trial
- the apple scene in Metamorphosis
- the Sphinx scene and the Cafe scene in Greek
- in Metamorphosis when gregor samsa has
the visit from the somewhat bizzare clerk
- the legend of the curse at the beginning of Agamemnon
- Sylv in East monologue. the one that
starts "I for once would like to be a
fella". I love the use of crude
language the way it is used to shock
- two: 1. The dream sequence in Metamorphosis.
2. The ending of The Trial. Recently did
the Trial for GCSE, and am doing
Metamorphosis for AS level. Berkoff is so
cool!
- any scene in Greek. Greek is
wonderful!
- the motorbike scene in East. I
performed it as Les this morning and it was so
much fun! Mike's c*nt speech is also a work of
genius
- the final scene of Ritual in Blood -
it's so powerful and utterly moving
- pearl and sid scene
- Mum's Lament scene in East and Les's
C*nt speech in East
- Metamorphosis- Gregor is noticed for
the first time by the lodgers and is called many
a names yet only Greta and mother stick up for
him
- the opening scene if The Trial, I was
in it and thought it was a fantastic scene to
perform. I also directed it and had great fun!
- Brighton Beach Scumbags - the whole
thing it's amazing, it may be easy to work out
but what is so wrong with that? have a sense of
humour
- the sphinx scene in Greek!
- "Laurence, give me a chance!!!" in Shakespeare's
Villains
- Les' monologue on the clothes shop in East
- very underrated character by many but potent
and very powerful
- just all of Dog! or explaining the
curse in Agamemnon, or the going out scene
in Decadence. I really
like Berkoff! his style is unique and spontaneous
- has to be Satan's monologue...so powerful and
physical (Messiah)
- Gregor's dream sequence in Metamorphosis
but for comic value when he picks up his mum to
kiss her in Dog
- dinah and derek are reminiscing about the past
when they remember the isolated turd that floated
past dinahs ear (Brighton Beach Scumbags)
- Motorbike scene - East, c*nt speech - East,
opening scene - East, mums cinema
experience - East, 'hallo darlin' speech -
East ...ANYTHING from East
- opening scene of East
- the best scene has to be when Gregor is chased
by Mr S only to have Mr S throw an apple in him.
It is a vivid illustration for the audience just
how dehumanised the family as opposed to Gregor (Metamorphosis)
- I think in the Messiah, the best scene
was scene six where Jesus gets up from being
crucified and then says to the disciples,
"How'd it go tonight" I thought it was
hilarious, absolutely fantasmic!
- maybe the opening scene in Lunch...
- in Greek, Eddy havin' a go at the
sphinx. Brilliant site, keep up good work
- Metamorphosis apple
- the motorcycle ride in East. East was
wicked, really enjoyed watchin it! It was
different hadnt seen a performance like East
before which made it interesting to watch
- the beetle scene in Metamorphosis
- I love the restaurant scene in Decadence!
- the cafe scene in Lunch or the scene in
Massage when he first approaches the
prostitute - spanish, greek bla bla
- I saw you in Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hill's Cop.
Your voice is great and the way you act. I am
glad I looked your name up on the internet to
learn so much more about you and especially glad
that you have cassettes and plays when I'm able
to enjoy. Just wanted to say I'm glad this
information is available and look forward to
seeing your body of work. God Bless
- the opening of East
- Steve and Helen in the restaurant before they
leave. Decadence
- Eddy final speech in Greek or the Mike
and Sylv battle in scene 6 of East. I have
played Mike, Eddy, Derek in Brighton Beach
Scumbags, Gregor and Joseph K in The Trial.
I love Berkoff, his writing is genius but it's
really in the performance that it all makes sense
and comes to life. Great site
- I like it when Sylv says she wants to be a
fella, " I for once would like to be a
fella", she expresses herself so well and
everyone in some way would agree with her
- Satan's monologue in Messiah
- woman's monologue in Lunch - or it will
be when I do it!!
- I'm biased...a small scene in Brighton
Beach Scumbags when the two couples are on
the beach eating hamburgers
- the expiration of Usher's life in The Fall
of the House of Usher
- Metamorphosis: The introduction
- Titorelli in The Trial, when performed
by Berkoff, is one of the best scenes ever
- Helena's monologue from Agamemnon
- the tube scene in West
- guard one and two stepping through the screens
in The Trial
- "Leave me in Peace" Gregor´s scream
in Metamorphosis
- im studying metamorophosis @ college @ the
moment and i wud jst like 2 say that it is a very
weird but fasanating play
- Aren't you going to kiss me goodnight? In Kvetch
- the entrance of the inspector in The Trial
- the opening of Metamorphosis
- Linda and Steve in Dahling you were
marvelous
- the lodger´s scene from Metamorphosis
- Wow wow and wow. I did Metamorphosis
for gcse this term. I was going to do a national
diploma in film studies at college but now I am
looking at an A-level drama too as Berkoff has
really shown how the theatre does not end with
just characters and the edge of the stage. I had
been doing drama for over eight years but only
now have I managed to find physical theatre which
to me, makes it new and exciting all over
again. Thanks very very very much. I'm
researching into all the plays I have not yet
seen now of Berkoff's work (just polished off East,
The Trial, In the Penal Colony, Tale
Tale Heart) and the whole world of physical
theatre which I hardly knew existed
- the terrified cockroach scurrying over
furniture in Metamorphosis - insect
fingers tapping an insistent staccato rhythm,
eyes turning, nowhere to turn...I can still see
him, 25 years later
- the whole of Agamemnon. It is
absolutely amazing
- the reflection of Gregor's past in Metamorphosis
- The Trial is crap and should never be
done by A2 students! It has made our life
hell and we hate Berkoff because of it and he
cant write plays to save his bloody pointless
life!
- the motorcycle scene from East,
Gregor's awakening in Metamorphosis, the
opening of Greek ( I was spawned in tufnil
park-classic Berkoff)
- the scene in Metamorphosis when the
family makes up the beetle's movements when
backlit... very effective... now studying it for
GCSE Drama and I think Berkoff is really really
fascinating
- the opening speech by Joseph K in The Trial
Berkoff is great. And he lived in Luton
for a while which is where I live
- Linda and Steve
- I love the play Dahling you were Marvelous,
it is marvelous!!
- Clytemnestra's fire speech in Agamemnon
- I am rehearsing for a performance of Agamemnon
in New Zealand and am playing Clytemnestra.
As an actress it is the most challenging and
rewarding role I've ever done!
- fairground Scene in East
- definitely the motorbike scene in East- and
who ever said that Berkoff "can't write
plays to save his bloody pointless life"-
this site and the fact that good comments far
outweigh the bad proves that- u mustve bin a crap
actor if you couldn't make it good!! Damn
good site here- helped me loads with a college
assignment!! Thanx!
- the scene in Metamorphosis when
Berkoff hangs upside down and falls from a great
height to show how Gregor Samsa feels and how he
reacts to the tumble. His facial features
show us how much agony Gregor (the beetle) is in
- how can Berkoff inflict so much pain on
himself?
- Gregors Death in Metamorphosis
- the Sphinx scene in Greek
- Berkoff's Greek is incredible. His
creation of Eddy, a character based upon himself,
is Berkoff at his unbelievable best!
- lodgers in Metamorphosis
- the dung beetle in Metamorphosis.
I loved Metamorphosis it was really
interesting and had a very unusual storyline
- the plague scene in Greek
- the feast scene in Decadence
- The Fall of the House of Usher
- the motorbike scene in East
- the whole of Titorelli in The Trial.
Great Site! -
- 'Apple for you Gregor' from Metamorphosis,
'Fox Hunting' from Decadence
- motorbike scene in East
- as Satan in Messiah
- the motorbike scene in East. Sylv's
Lament - also in Eart. Great site.
Best
subject for a new Steven Berkoff play
- gangster paradise
-
definitely Alice in Wonderland that would be
amazing
- beauty
- behind the scene look at the real Catholic
church, drunk vicars, the use of prostitutes and
all the usual stereotypes!!! or maybe cloned
humans - something using A LOT of
physicality! That looks pretty good but so
does all of it. I think maybe a really dark play
involving maybe drugs would be good - Berkoff
could really show great scenes of hallucination
etc with his style
- I'd quite like to see a contemporary play
written by Berkoff. Something meaty like Sarah
Kane's Crave. I'm directing a play using
Berkoff and Artaud as my two technicians. I
love the theatre of cruelty, attacking the
senses. How can I create a feeling for the
audience that makes them shiver at the spine,
without actually being near them, and making them
feel uncomfortable with just the presence of the
actor?
-
a stage
adaptation of Kill Bill
- a play about the futile life of a fly- so
clique-so bekoffian
- Myra Hindley or Fred West- a chance to explore
the subconscious depravity
- the life of Aleister Crowley
- anything Greek!
- cloning, gene modification or DNA manipulation
- I agree- Blair v Brown! That would be cool!!
Obviously would have to be very stylised to make
it even funnier!
- he should stick with films/plays that have
unhumanating experiences
- oppression of Gender in Society
- terrorism
- a musical
- the celebrity-obsessed culture
- a comedy yet typically berkovian satirical
look at Britain's mentality to follow everything
America does
- getting into the mind of little girls
- Neverland - the true story, or something to do
with Yorkshire (I'd love to see his take on that)
- God/Religion/Terrorism
- the 'Pepsi' generation: Britney, Christina,
Beyonce, Paris et al
- a sort of biopic. Inside the mind of Antonin
Artaud -
- Chaos Theory
- something by Catherine Cookson
Worst
subject for a new Steven Berkoff play
- North
- South
- an adaptation of The Importance of Being
Ernest transposed to London
- The Jeffrey Archer Story
- a play surrounding the holocaust
- romance
- a collaboration with Andrew Lloyd Webber
- a children's panto done in iambic verse/
East London slang
- anything by Dickens
- anything seriously political - or
religious
- the death of Diana
- the William Hague story
- the Stephen Lawrence murder
- any subject can serve as pretext for
skilled hands
-
anything about tap dance /
Fosse or the Vietnam war
- anything about Hollywood
- the Steven Hawking Story
- the acting profession should not be
tackled again
- himself
- I think he could probably pull off just
about anything
- Alan Bennett's villains
- a comedy (as distinct from tragedy etc
with comic scenes)
- the Diana story
- the worst subjects Berkoff could ever do,
in my opinion, would also be the best, as he is
the one man who can make the worst, unmentionable
topics both humorous and shocking. After all what
should society do? Hide the things they find
intolerable? Surely if Berkoff has taught us
anything it is that this behaviour is
unacceptable
- anything starring Janet Street Porter
- Ken Livingstone's pigeon cull
- homosexuality it so boring nowadays
- I went to see Secret Love Life Of Ophelia
and did not rate it at all. Leave Shakespeare to
Shakespeare
- kitchen sink drama
- there are none
- Berkoff´s Animals
- Riverdance. The only way he gets away
with the ego he has is through his unbelievable
talent for telling stories. Otherwise, he's quite
a poes!
- A Doll's House - the best piece of
theatre writing in existence! Fantastic man,
fantastic plays. I did Sphinx for my A-Level
Theatre Studies practical exam monologue and got
top band for it! Berkoff is my hero, keep up the
good work!
- nothing, he should anything that he think
is right. I think he's soo great
- stories that people already know
- anything Messiah related, or Hi De Hi, the
total theatre version starring Ruth Madoc, Su
Pollard and Paul Shane
- nothing that includes a restaurant scene-
overdone
- 007... Bond meets Broadway
- anything too close to the nations heart, he's
liable to offend those not educated in Berkovian
theatre
- to completely avoid anything to do with the
situation in the middle east
-
probably that buffy
idea (see best subject above)
- parlour room drama
- Sept 11
- anything that would damage his amazing career
- anything that has been done before. Original
theatre is leading the way and Berkoff is one of
the true geniuses who can take a surreal story
and make it into a play
- dogs and their lives. Why does Steven
Berkoff create such manic scenes and what does it
bring to the action?
- Madonna
- Free Willy
- "I'll Get You, Braddock!" - the
return of the Russian villain from 'Missing in
Action 3.' Chuck Norris V. Steven Berkoff the
rematch. Living in Brighton I often see
Steven in the Lanes. I long to creep up behind
him and mutter the immortal lines!!!
- Sept 11
- a musical, especially not one involving
household pets
- a play about a boy that wakes up one morning
and discovers that he has turned into a man!!!!
- west again
- Michael Jackson
- war
- any well known disasters such as deaths,
September 11th etc. they could not possibly be
funny. Anything naturalistic
- anything about death
- David Blaine and his experience in a glass box
- any more American crap
- Cabaret
- Erm... a cheap romance
- reality shows
- the life of Margaret Thatcher
- anything that is irrelevant and inappropriate
(sorry it's vague!)
- inside the mind of a soap actor
- Tony Blair
- any more stuff involving Judaism or Jesus;
let's face it, man, Berkoff did two on Judaism
and one on Jesus, he has effectively killed these
particular subjects
- a musical based on the Bay City Rollers
- the psychological problems facing a virginal
midget 60 year old
- please don't do Buffy the Vampire
Slayer. I love West !!!!!!!!!!
- Victorian themes
- Sci-fi as the work is good enough without the
need to explain why its so surreal. Also sci fi
is a real common cheap way (imho) to approach
surrealism
- naturalism plays. not my cup of tea
- a stage adaptation of Harry Potter
- the life and lust of Anne Widdecombe
-
a
partnership with Julie Burchill
- Big flippin Brother- please don't encourage
Channel 4 to do another series!!
- romance
- never do a Panto
- Bush America
- pantomine
- anything resembling a Lloyd Webber or a teen
movie
- physical construction of any thing. It should
all be emotional
- 7/7 London Bombings, Royal Family, anything
'Paris Hilton-esque'
- cloning, suicide
- Welsh independence -
- anything about actors
- anything that requires a performer to say
'slaaaaaaag' in a Cockney drawl
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