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an adaptation of The Importance of Being Ernest transposed to London
The Jeffrey Archer Story
a play surrounding the holocaust
romance
a collaboration with Andrew Lloyd Webber
a children's panto done in iambic verse/ East London slang
anything by Dickens
anything seriously political - or religious
the death of Diana
the William Hague story
the Stephen Lawrence murder
any subject can serve as pretext for skilled hands
anything about tap dance / Fosse or the Vietnam war
anything about Hollywood
the Steven Hawking Story
the acting profession should not be tackled again
himself
I think he could probably pull off just about anything
Alan Bennett's villains
a comedy (as distinct from tragedy etc with comic scenes)
the Diana story
the worst subjects Berkoff could ever do, in my opinion, would also be the best, as he is the one man who can make the worst, unmentionable topics both humorous and shocking. After all what should society do? Hide the things they find intolerable? Surely if Berkoff has taught us anything it is that this behaviour is unacceptable
anything starring Janet Street Porter
Ken Livingstone's pigeon cull
homosexuality it so boring nowadays
I went to see Secret Love Life Of Ophelia and did not rate it at all. Leave Shakespeare to Shakespeare
kitchen sink drama
there are none
Berkoff´s Animals
Riverdance. The only way he gets away with the ego he has is through his unbelievable talent for telling stories. Otherwise, he's quite a poes!
A Doll's House - the best piece of theatre writing in existence! Fantastic man, fantastic plays. I did Sphinx for my A-Level Theatre Studies practical exam monologue and got top band for it! Berkoff is my hero, keep up the good work!
nothing, he should anything that he think is right. I think he's soo great
stories that people already know
anything Messiah related, or Hi De Hi, the total theatre version starring Ruth Madoc, Su Pollard and Paul Shane
nothing that includes a restaurant scene- overdone
007... Bond meets Broadway
anything too close to the nations heart, he's liable to offend those not educated in Berkovian theatre
to completely avoid anything to do with the situation in the middle east
probably that buffy idea (see best subject above)
parlour room drama
Sept 11
anything that would damage his amazing career
anything that has been done before. Original theatre is leading the way and Berkoff is one of the true geniuses who can take a surreal story and make it into a play
dogs and their lives. Why does Steven Berkoff create such manic scenes and what does it bring to the action?
Madonna
Free Willy

"I'll Get You, Braddock!" - the return of the Russian villain from 'Missing in Action 3.' Chuck Norris V. Steven Berkoff the rematch. Living in Brighton I often see Steven in the Lanes. I long to creep up behind him and mutter the immortal lines!!!
Sept 11
a musical, especially not one involving household pets
a play about a boy that wakes up one morning and discovers that he has turned into a man!!!!
west again
Michael Jackson
war
any well known disasters such as deaths, September 11th etc. they could not possibly be funny. Anything naturalistic
anything about death
David Blaine and his experience in a glass box
any more American crap
Cabaret
Erm... a cheap romance
reality shows
the life of Margaret Thatcher
anything that is irrelevant and inappropriate (sorry it's vague!)
inside the mind of a soap actor
Tony Blair
any more stuff involving Judaism or Jesus; let's face it, man, Berkoff did two on Judaism and one on Jesus, he has effectively killed these particular subjects

a musical based on the Bay City Rollers
the psychological problems facing a virginal midget 60 year old
please don't do Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I love West !!!!!!!!!!
Victorian themes
Sci-fi as the work is good enough without the need to explain why its so surreal. Also sci fi is a real common cheap way (imho) to approach surrealism
naturalism plays. not my cup of tea
a stage adaptation of Harry Potter
the life and lust of Anne Widdecombe
a partnership with Julie Burchill
Big flippin Brother- please don't encourage Channel 4 to do another series!!
romance
never do a Panto
Bush America
pantomine
anything resembling a Lloyd Webber or a teen movie
physical construction of any thing. It should all be emotional
7/7 London Bombings, Royal Family, anything 'Paris Hilton-esque'
cloning, suicide
Welsh independence -
anything about actors
anything that requires a performer to say 'slaaaaaaag' in a Cockney drawl
the acting profession - he has done it already