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        Sink the Belgrano! 
            
                |  | Like giant
                whales of death they steamed ahead 
                Where's my Foreign Secretary Pimp and get me my faithful Nit, those
                two defenders of Tory strength
                 We're not going to kill
                anyone, we're just keeping the Argy on the run 
                Dreaming in his icy bed until the
                cold has drained his heart and death sucks out
                his last breath |  Berkoff wrote Sink the Belgrano! after the
        Falklands War. "It had to be written. What a story!
        All those statements and contradictions in the House of
        Commons. All those statesmen lying their heads off in the
        Commons".  
         Nanna Ingvarssonas as Maggot Scratcher
 The play is in verse with many references to
        Shakespeare's history plays, though with Maggot
        Scratcher, Pimp and Nit instead of Hal, Falstaff and
        Hotspur. But will the play survive given that now no-one
        remembers Nott and Pym (Nit and Pimp)? Or will the play's
        broader theme rise above this and will it remain topical
        forever "when we've been so damned good to them/
        never complained when their death squads/ got rid of
        opposition in mass graves/ nor publicly showed our
        disgust at torture".   
         
 
 
 
 
		acapulco 
            
                |  | Hi Steve, you're in pretty good shape for an older man
                 Just a typical American who's on vacation and drunk 
                just another vagina attached to a life support system 
                Do you know Stallone? Yeah...I have to work with him
                OOWA´s
                 and the cats were so thin... they looked like Hollywood starlets 
                so I watched the soul of others- I watched and observed them from my body |  Berkoff was filming Rambo and wrote the play
        based on minor actors in the bar getting drunk on
        Tequila. Berkoff played the role of Steve. Interesting
        but not spectacular. 
 
 
 
 
		Sturm und drang or confessions of a cad! 
            
                | her answerphone collects my anguished words
                 
                soft lips, perfume and women's sexy eyes/ on you are wasted when you see sterling rise 
                a frightened mouse |  | Mutant Killer Girls
                Meryl Streep was so brilliant I thought, as the girl/
                played as a French Jew who was brought up in Wales |  A comedy of manners for three performers. 
 
 
 
 
		Brighton B
		each ScumB
		ags 
            
                | I tell no
                lies A
                wave would pick you up like a dog wiv a bone and bung you down again on the shingle
                
                They can't help it, that's all they know 
                red in tooth and fuckin claw
                Bollocks! |  | I fink she's craving a bit of pain |  A disappointing play with a too obvious plot
        and message. A family on the beach demonstrate their low
        tastes and their gay prejudice. After one of them beats
        up a gay man a group of gays come and beat him up.  Belinda Blanchard as Dinah in the world premiere directed by George 
        Dillon at the Sallis Benney Theatre in Brighton, 1991.  Click on 
        the image for the source.  Thanks to Belinda for permission to include the image.
 An update: reading the play suggests a clichéd play with little
        interest.  Seeing it in performance changes everything.  The interaction of dialogue between the
        actors reveal the stagecraft of Berkoff. In Delinquent Berkoff says "One 
        day Dad rented a car to take us all on a trip to Brighton and as it drew 
        past the pavilion, I was gobsmacked at my first glance of the deep blue 
        sea; it was a perfect summer's day". Belinda Blanchard says "I can't believe it but it was 21 years ago 
        now.  I was just grateful to be working-  all I can recall was 
        that George was a great fun director and very happy, and I felt a tad 
        uncomfortable about the idea that I was taking the piss out of fat 
        people. I always find it difficult to tell the difference between when 
        someone is taking the piss out of fat/ uneducated/ working class people, 
        and simply reflecting them.
        
One day Mr Berkoff took us all out to dinner- an Indian meal in a posh 
        (to me) restaurant in Brighton. it was way above my budget. And we were 
        on Equity Minimum and I don't work much. To my horror he did not pay.  
        That's my memory of HIM!" (email to Iain Fisher, 3 April 2012).
 
 
 
 
 
		Dahling you were marvellous 
            
                | Culture in
                Nineties Britain/ Sounds fab, why shelve it/
                Couldn't get enough material don't forget you have some fans 
                he slaughtered my last play/ that it could have been
                written by an orang utang/ that's not so bad 
                do you think I should
                play Macbeth/ You'd be marvellous darling 
                we're doing a charity
                concert for starving kids in Calcutta, there'll
                be a triffic party afterwards | #  |  A TV play with a large cast, the camera moves
        from table to table in a restaurant, eavesdropping here
        and there, like one of Altman's extended takes. Berkoff
        says it was a parody on the theatrical chattering set,
        people with "little substance of their own".
        One of these is Steve, Berkoff´s alter ego on stage.   
         
 
 
 
 
        6 
		charactors in search of a
        PlaywrightDirector 
      
      
        
         Steven Berkoff's new play is 6 Actors in Search of a Director 
(the title is of course a nod to Pirandello's play).  It is "a bird's eye 
view of the film industry". The try out was in the Odyssey Theatre is LA, USA.  It was directed by Berkoff and the actors were Jan Broberg, Oliver 
Cowley, Paul Darrigo, Courtney DeCosky, Jase Lindgren, Elizabeth Southard and 
Michael Tatlock. The premiere was in the Charing Cross Theatre, London on 16 May 2012 with Neil Stuke, 
Philip Voss, Andrée Bernard, Sarah Chamberlain, Ruth Everett,  
and Paul Trussell as the actors and Jonathan Sidgwick plays the role of the 
director.  The actual director was Berkoff. 
      It is a comedy set on a film location: "Six actors are on a movie 
      set waiting for their call. Until then, they are in limbo, needing the 
      director to bring them to life. He does this merely by using the one magic 
      word - Action!" |